Leslie Boggs

Did you hear? Leslie Boggs' nipple slipped out of her tank top during gym! Craig Turner said it winked at him!

Did you guys know that Leslie Boggs set all the frogs from science class free? And she did it using only her sense of smell!

You won't believe what I heard - Leslie Boggs ate all the silverware in the cafeteria! She's gonna be in the bathroom for like 3 days!

Dexter told me that Leslie Boggs' middle name is Peenus.

Once I went to a slumber party at Leslie Boggs' house. The inside was made entirely of broken dreams.

Leslie Boggs has a very strict policy about dating - if there's turf on the field, then the game is on.

Meghan Blatt said Leslie Boggs once gave a book report that was 2 days long - the funny thing is, no one can remember what it was about.

Legend has it that Leslie Boggs lives on a 25 hour day. What she does with that extra hour is ANYONE's guess. Mike Brooks thinks she does yoga.

The Iranians have a new virus to be used in biological warfare - only Leslie Boggs has the antidote.

In Albert Einstein's personal notes, a early draft of his famous equation went as follows - E=Leslie Boggs. When applied, the equation did not quantify the theory of relativity. Instead, it made the document burst into flame.

Peter Sweller dated Leslie Boggs for 6 months. He though the breakup was amicable. But 2 weeks later, his genitalia withered away.

Leslie Boggs says she plans to run for President. One day, a fellow peer asked, "President of what?" He was never heard from again.

Roses are red, violets are blue. LESLIE BOGGS.

Julie Fisk once said "Leslie Boggs" three times in a mirror. Now when she looks in a reflective surface, she only sees Leslie Boggs.

Leslie Boggs can read minds. She chooses not to.

Billy Seeger said that Leslie Boggs once told him how to solve world hunger over IM. He accidentally deleted the conversation.