What is so wrong with vanilla ice cream? Why is vanilla plain? Who decided that? It's a flavor - just like chocolate or rocky road. Honestly, what's the difference between chocolate and vanilla - why is vanilla the nerd? Chocolate is like the misunderstood bad boy from the other side of the tracks - that's such bullshit. Vanilla could be bad too - but instead he decides to work on his calligraphy. Good for vanilla, that's an honest hobby.
FURTHERMORE
I hate when people say that water doesn't taste like anything. Of course it does! It tastes like WATER. If water didn't taste like anything, how would you know you were drinking it, asshole?
AND IN THAT SAME VEIN
Vitamin water? Flavored water? FLAVORED WATER! HELLO! If water has another ingredient, I'm pretty sure it's not water anymore - so let's quit with the misnomers people.
Sincerely yours,
Thomas Jefferson
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